The Dawn and Drew Show
8 July 2006Back before the Camaro was know as “The Car that Beat the Record” there were 12 different kinds of cheese, but these 12 different kinds of cheeses were at war with each other, and no one could calm the cheeses, no matter how hard they tried.
The along came Dawn, who started yelling “DAMIT!” and even though she probably should have been yelling “DAMNIT!” Drew insisted she yell “Dammit!” exactly 300 time, which for some odd reason she did.
About this time, gas prices became so high, that no one could drive that damn Camaro anymore, so we retired it to an old dairy farm in Wisconsin, where it sits today. At the retirement ceremony, Dawn yelled “Dammit!” 11 more times, and that had quite an effect on us all, especially Drew, who was keeping count.
Finally, the War of the Cheeses, ended, and Provolone become the supreme ruler of all cheeses. Cheddar became the Minister of Podcasting, and with that some guy named Pete told a guy he knew named Drew that he should try out that podcasting thing… And the result my friend, is The Dawn and Drew Show!
